Post by I'm Blake on Jan 4, 2012 4:13:26 GMT -6
Checked this one out because Vance recommended it. I was not disappointed. The film first of all stars Stella StevenS as "The Granny". Her performance is so funny, I like her anyway! "The Granny's" selfish and money grubbing family want to inherit her money, she does have one decent person around her named Kelly. Now, Granny is not a kind and loving granny hah. She is a very bitter and kinda bitchy. Granny sends away for her second chance, which is a vial of potion which offers her a fountain of eternal youth. Granny almost seems to have a pulsating orgasm just holding the vial hah. Granny does a lot of good things behind the scenes, but nobody knows except for the "group" who offers her the elixir. She is required to make peace with her family before she can use the potion. She is also required to stay out of direct sunlight. Now Kelly is portrayed to be very ugly, I don't think she is at all ugly. Maybe that's just my poor vision, but I found her oddly fascinating.
As granny is preparing to "make peace", her family spikes her soup with poison. The potion vial bubbles over and her cat licks the side and turns into some sort of pussydemon if you will. The camera work, lighting and music remind me of the movie "Waxwork", which I love.
Funny quote from Granny - "You! You're a load I should have swallowed!" haha
Granny is ultimately poisoned by her family inside her gothic beautiful mansion.
She is on her deathbed, Kelly is eyeing the vial and asking questions. Granny hears her "pussydemon" screaming. Granny attempts her cleansing ritual, never properly completed it and drinks her magic elixir. Kelly enters with granny's soup and finds her on the floor. She is taken away in the hearse, and her children rejoice.
The will is read and Kelly gets $1.00. The family plan to tear down granny's house and build some mega house that's very modern. Granny is now in the Oswald Mortuary. More greedy people at the funeral home try to take granny's ring from her finger. Granny comes to life and ferociously kills them while speaking with her demon voice. What happens next? Tune into The Granny on video near you! Muahaha
It's a great cheesy movie. Cheese is my fav! This movie is full of the cheese factor! Thanks Vance!!
As granny is preparing to "make peace", her family spikes her soup with poison. The potion vial bubbles over and her cat licks the side and turns into some sort of pussydemon if you will. The camera work, lighting and music remind me of the movie "Waxwork", which I love.
Funny quote from Granny - "You! You're a load I should have swallowed!" haha
Granny is ultimately poisoned by her family inside her gothic beautiful mansion.
She is on her deathbed, Kelly is eyeing the vial and asking questions. Granny hears her "pussydemon" screaming. Granny attempts her cleansing ritual, never properly completed it and drinks her magic elixir. Kelly enters with granny's soup and finds her on the floor. She is taken away in the hearse, and her children rejoice.
The will is read and Kelly gets $1.00. The family plan to tear down granny's house and build some mega house that's very modern. Granny is now in the Oswald Mortuary. More greedy people at the funeral home try to take granny's ring from her finger. Granny comes to life and ferociously kills them while speaking with her demon voice. What happens next? Tune into The Granny on video near you! Muahaha
It's a great cheesy movie. Cheese is my fav! This movie is full of the cheese factor! Thanks Vance!!
